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British currency How money works in the UK
Work Jeff The mandatory office role
Kebab shop Kebab shop honorifics - the etiquette of what to call the man in the kebab shop
Full English The UK's highest culinary achievement
Stonehenge Standing stones in Wiltshire
Microwave oven How a microwave oven works, and how to properly maintain one
Henry the eighth King Henry Vee-Eye-Eye-Eye
Dorridge Dorridge is a suburb of Birmingham, populated by inhabitants that delude themselves they're living in Henley-on-Thames.
Shrove tuesday The origins of pancake day
Greenhouse gas Where Greenhouse Gas comes from
Proverbs All wisdom distilled into trite little sayings.
Chef They hang about in restaurants wearing checked pants.
Offside Rule An everyday guide to understanding this subtle and confusing rule.
Shepherds Pie It's not a pie, and shepherds wouldn't touch one with a rusty pole.
Biscuits The heart of British Culture.
Scotch Eggs Eggs that have been Scotched.
George Formby Inventor of the double-sided electric grill.
George Orwell Author of 1984.
British Traditions The colourful rich cultural traditions of the British.
Names of European Countries in Scouse Scouse (the Language of the Peoples of Liverpool) was made an official language in 1990. This map illustrates the names of European countries in the language.
United Kingdom Confused between England, Britain, and the British Isles? Here's the foremost guide to understanding this complex geopolitical region.
British Law A guide for visitors
Subatomic particles list A complete guide to the Subatomic Particles that make up all matter
Guide to using punctuation How and when to use 'commas': colons; apostrophe's and ampers&nd's; ect.
Wasps Stingy Bastards
Lemon curd How Lemon curd is made
Sanitaire French campsite ablution facilities
Tuna What is a tuna? How did it get its name?
Bank Holiday‎‎ Why do we have Bank Holidays?
Large Hadron Colander Learn about the engineering used in the LHC that lets scientists study Summertonic Particles,
The Internet‎‎ What actually is the Internet. Who invented it, and how does it work?
French Bean‎‎ Loath them or detest them; the French bean is here to stay. Find out why French Beans are so horrible while Baked beans are awesome.
Liverpool Learn about Liverpool's beginnings and how the City got its name.
Santa Claus Who was Father Christmas/Santa Claus, and what does he have to do with Christmas and the birth of the likkle baby Jesus?
Nuts Learn all there is to know about this form of edible wood
Wales The pros and cons of this principality, glued to the side of Birmingham


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