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Muffins are a type of marine fungus that grows on the piles of seaside piers.   
 
Muffins are a type of marine fungus that grows on the piles of seaside piers.   
  
[[File:Muffinline.jpg|frame| A professional muffin-line used to hook muffins from the legs of seaside piers]]Muffins are harvested by muffin men using reels of brightly coloured nylon twine. The muffins are hooked, winched-up, and placed in a keep-net to keep them from escaping. The next step in muffin production is to dry them in drying sheds which are open on one side to allow air circulation. Muffins mat be further processed into crumpets.
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[[File:Muffinline.jpg|frame| A professional muffin-line used to hook muffins from the legs of seaside piers]]Muffins are harvested by muffin men using reels of brightly coloured nylon twine. The muffins are hooked, winched-up, and placed in a keep-net to keep them from escaping. The next step in muffin production is to kill them using a 17-pound muffin-hammer and dry them in beach-side muffin drying sheds which are open on one side to allow air circulation. Muffins may be further processed into [[crumpets]].
  
  
 
[[File:Muffin-drrying-shed.jpg|frame|A Muffin Drying-Shed on Weymouth Beach. The vehicle to the left is a muffin-waggon]]
 
[[File:Muffin-drrying-shed.jpg|frame|A Muffin Drying-Shed on Weymouth Beach. The vehicle to the left is a muffin-waggon]]

Latest revision as of 06:54, 25 December 2018

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Muffins are a type of marine fungus that grows on the piles of seaside piers.

A professional muffin-line used to hook muffins from the legs of seaside piers

Muffins are harvested by muffin men using reels of brightly coloured nylon twine. The muffins are hooked, winched-up, and placed in a keep-net to keep them from escaping. The next step in muffin production is to kill them using a 17-pound muffin-hammer and dry them in beach-side muffin drying sheds which are open on one side to allow air circulation. Muffins may be further processed into crumpets.


A Muffin Drying-Shed on Weymouth Beach. The vehicle to the left is a muffin-waggon