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|Chef||They hang about in restaurants wearing checked pants.|
|Offside Rule||An everyday guide to understanding this subtle and confusing rule.|
|Shepherds Pie||It's not a pie, and shepherds wouldn't touch one with a rusty pole.|
|Biscuits||The heart of British Culture.|
|Scotch Eggs||Eggs that have been Scotched.|
|George Formby||Inventor of the double-sided electric grill.|
|George Orwell||Author of 1984.|
|British Traditions||The colourful rich cultural traditions of the British.|
|Names of European Countries in Scouse||Scouse (the Language of the Peoples of Liverpool) was made an official language in 1990. This map illustrates the names of European countries in the language.|
|United Kingdom||Confused between England, Britain, and the British Isles? Here's the foremost guide to understanding this complex geopolitical region.|
|British Law||A guide for visitors|
|Subatomic particles list||A complete guide to the Subatomic Particles that make up all matter|
|Guide to using punctuation||How and when to use 'commas': colons; apostrophe's and ampers&nd's; ect.|
|Lemon curd||How Lemon curd is made|
|Sanitaire||French campsite ablution facilities|
|Tuna||What is a tuna? How did it get its name?|
|Bank Holiday||Why do we have Bank Holidays?|
|Large Hadron Colander||Learn about the engineering used in the LHC that lets scientists study Summertonic Particles,|
|The Internet||What actually is the Internet. Who invented it, and how does it work?|
|French Bean||Loath them or detest them; the French bean is here to stay. Find out why French Beans are so horrible while Baked beans are awesome.|
|Liverpool||Learn about Liverpool's beginnings and how the City got its name.|
|Santa Claus||Who was Father Christmas/Santa Claus, and what does he have to do with Christmas and the birth of the likkle baby Jesus?|
|Nuts||Learn all there is to know about this form of edible wood|
|Wales||The pros and cons of this principality, glued to the side of Birmingham|
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