Difference between revisions of "British currency"

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=English Currency=
 
=English Currency=
  
English currency is the crumpet (symbol '''C'''). The crumpet is divided into smaller denominations as follows:
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English currency is the [[crumpet]] (symbol '''C'''). The crumpet is divided into smaller denominations as follows:
  
1 crumpet = 2 pikelets   
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1 [[crumpet]] = 2 pikelets   
  
 
1 pikelet = 2 scones  or 4 pikelets to one scone   
 
1 pikelet = 2 scones  or 4 pikelets to one scone   
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1 scone = 4 biscuits, or 16 biscuits to one scone   
 
1 scone = 4 biscuits, or 16 biscuits to one scone   
  
One US dollar is currently worth 7 crumpets, 3 pikelets, and a biscuit, denoted '''C'''7/3-1
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One US dollar is currently worth 7 [[crumpets]], 3 pikelets, and a biscuit, denoted '''C'''7/3-1
  
 
=Scottish Currency=
 
=Scottish Currency=
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Scottish currency is produced in Scotland in matching denominations to English currency. Scottish currency is not legal in England or Wales, despite what those sneaky Scots will tell you.   
 
Scottish currency is produced in Scotland in matching denominations to English currency. Scottish currency is not legal in England or Wales, despite what those sneaky Scots will tell you.   
 
   
 
   
1 crumpet = 2 Scotch Pancakes   
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1 [[crumpet]] = 2 Scotch Pancakes   
  
 
2 Scotch pancakes = 2 tattie scones   
 
2 Scotch pancakes = 2 tattie scones   
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=Minting=   
 
=Minting=   
Crumpets are created from [[muffins]] which are sliced in half, and then drilled repeatedly to create hundreds of holes.
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[[Crumpets]] are created from [[muffins]] which are sliced in half, and then drilled repeatedly to create hundreds of holes.

Latest revision as of 01:47, 23 December 2018

English Currency

English currency is the crumpet (symbol C). The crumpet is divided into smaller denominations as follows:

1 crumpet = 2 pikelets

1 pikelet = 2 scones or 4 pikelets to one scone

1 scone = 4 biscuits, or 16 biscuits to one scone

One US dollar is currently worth 7 crumpets, 3 pikelets, and a biscuit, denoted C7/3-1

Scottish Currency

Scottish currency is produced in Scotland in matching denominations to English currency. Scottish currency is not legal in England or Wales, despite what those sneaky Scots will tell you.

1 crumpet = 2 Scotch Pancakes

2 Scotch pancakes = 2 tattie scones

1 tattie scone = a muckle o'shortbreads

Welsh currency

Wales uses English currency, but there is a propensity for Welsh banks to add currants to all denominations.

Minting

Crumpets are created from muffins which are sliced in half, and then drilled repeatedly to create hundreds of holes.